Vancouver Celebrity Buzz

Michael Jackson Leaves Beatles Songs To McCartney In Will

Mon, 05 Jan 2009 13:05:27 -0500

[CDATA[Its a well-known fact of Beatles lore that Paul McCartney once recommended that Michael Jackson look into buying musical publishing rights as a means of expanding his fortune, only to see Jackson turn around and buy the entire Lennon-McCartney songbook in 1985. The relationship between the two musicians hasnt been the same since, but Jackson is hoping that he can mend the bridges by leaving the Beatles music to McCartney in his will. Does this mean there is a chance that Michael Jackson will die before Paul McCartney? Is that a promise?! ]]

Sarah Palin Is Officially A Gilf

Tue, 30 Dec 2008 13:48:01 -0500

[CDATA[Are you concerned that the world will fall apart now that Sarah Palin wont be taking up space in the White House? We all are, but at least we can take solace in the fact that there is a new Palin in the world. Sarahs 18-year-old daughter recently squirted out the latest member of the Palin flock, tragically named Tripp Easton Mitchell Johnston. Thats right, Sarah Palin is officially a gilf. Let it be said that there will never be a shortage of braindead idiots in America. Its the countrys number one export. ]]

Woody Harrelson Is A Married Man

Tue, 30 Dec 2008 13:40:31 -0500

[CDATA[Ladies, has it always been your dream to hook up with a marijuana addict who made his name on Cheers? If so, Im sorry to say that your dream will never be a reality. Thats right, Woody Harrelson has married his long-time girlfriend Laura Louie. The 47-year-old part-time actor and full-time stoner tied the knot with his long time companion in a secret ceremony over the weekend. Congrats Woody, smoke an extra one for me. ]]

Ricky Gervais Won't Host The Oscars

Mon, 08 Dec 2008 13:51:19 -0500

[CDATA[Were you hoping for a funny Oscar host this year? Well, sadly youre one step closer to your dream being crushed. After a hilarious appearence at this years Emmys it has been rumored that Ricky Gervais would host this years Oscars and make the ceremony watchable again. Sadly in a recent interview Gervais made it known that wouldnt be happening. I don't think it will happen, said Ricky. Americans do get my humor but in the words of Jerry Seinfeld, 'The Oscars isn't about comedy, it's about a bunch of people turning up to see if they get an award. It is a huge deal and it's very flattering to be considered but I'm not sure I would be right. It's a historic, stuffy thing and I'd want to have fun with it and I don't think they'd want me to do that. I wouldn't be allowed to do what I wanted and it would be me reading an autocue. I don't need to do these things. I don't want to up my profile." SighAt least we still have this clip: ]]

Vinnie Jones Arrested In Bar Fight

Mon, 08 Dec 2008 13:44:27 -0500

[CDATA[Heres a shocker: Vinnie Jones (aka the worlds dirtiest soccer player/Guy Ritchies Robert DeNiro) was arrested for being involved in a barroom brawl. According to the New York Daily News the professional hard man stormed a young man from across the room when he asked Jones if he was that guy from X-Men. Listen, Id be upset if I was in X-men 3 as well, but this is no way to act Vinnie. We get it, youre a tough guy. Now make a movie where you crack heads and jokes again rather than doing it in real life. Its really not as enjoyable when you act like that in the real world. Its actually kind of sad. Now, that saidplease dont hurt me. ]]

Paris Hilton Cant Release Her New Album

Tue, 02 Dec 2008 13:25:38 -0500

[CDATA[I never thought Id say this, but apparently its tough being Paris Hilton. No, seriously. Warner Brothers dropped her record contract and now no other record company is Los Angeles is interested in releasing her latest masterpiece. I feel so bad for Paris. It must be so difficult to be sitting on an album that you know is brilliant that will never be heard. Granted I dont feel bad enough to actually listen to the album (thats a torture that no man should be put through), but I do feel a little bad. Ok I admit it, I dont feel bad at all for that talentless whore. Hasnt it been 15 minutes already? Can she please stop being famous. ]]

Steven Seagal Gets A Reality TV Show

Wed, 26 Nov 2008 13:25:19 -0500

[CDATA[Poor Steven Seagal. Like Dolph Lundgren and Jean-Claude Van Damme the man is a relic from another time who has no place in the current cinematic climate (but unlike them hes never even made a movie as good as Universal Soldier). Seagal made millions in the 90s for squinting and speaking in a monotone voice between bursts of jump kicks. Along with Chuck Norris he has become a living joke. He is a reminder of how stupid the 80s/90s action movie trend could be and how little talent it took to be an action star at that time. ]]

Gossip: Batman Will Die

Mon, 24 Nov 2008 13:07:25 -0500

[CDATA[Youd think that the monumental success of The Dark Knight would start of a resurgence of Batman comic books at the DC offices, but you would be wrong. Apparently the company is planning on killing off Bruce Wayne sometime in the next few issues. Apparently the plan is to have Wayne replaced by a new hero donning the pointy ears and cape. DC already tried this came once when they broke Batmans back before he improbably recovered. It didnt work then and I cant imagine it working now. But DC has to make their own mistakes. After all, this is the company who let Alan Moore go and killed off Superman just to get a little publicity before bringing him back with a mullet. Theyve got their problems. Theyve fucked up before and theyll fuck up again. Cest la vie. ]]

Prince Goes Door-To-Door For The Mormon Church

Mon, 17 Nov 2008 13:55:31 -0500

[CDATA[You know how pissed off you are when the Mormons show up at the door trying to convert you? Well imagine how youd feel if it was Prince that knocked on your door? Apparently the eccentric musician has finally started leaving his gated community to go door-to-door for the Mormon church. "Sometimes people act surprised, but mostly they're totally cool about it," Prince recently told The New Yorker. I thought Scientologists were fucking nuts, but this really puts it into perspective. ]]

Gossip: Oprah Considering Retirement

Tue, 11 Nov 2008 13:05:24 -0500

[CDATA[Well, it looks like Oprah has given out enough cars and warmed enough hearts. The ridiculously wealthy talk show host has decided that its finally time to call it quits. Its not official yet, but the media titan is currently deciding whether or not she will retire after the 2010 season. I certainly hope thats the case. I cant even handle the thought of her launching the career of another Dr. Phil ]]