|  Call it a Paisley Martini, call it a midlife cocktail - a treatment to defy your endocrinologist when taken orally at critical moments of the day. Ingredients: 8 parts Premium Vodka 1part dry vermouth 1 part scotch Garnish Twist Instructions Pre-chill glass with ice. Meanwhile add the ingredients to shaker with cracked ice, Mix contents. Dump ice out of glass, then strain drink into chilled glass, add the twist. Notes: You can crank up the BTUs by adjusting upward the level of scotch.  Visitor Comments: Add your comments | | | |  | | Paisley Martini |  |