A boozy circle of life: when groundhogs emerge from their slumbers, you cautiously hazard a beer-store-cold brew. Summer returns in a flash of alcohol-drenched excitement and twilight patios. Later, as you sip brandy, autumnal leaves fall under foot. Skip forward to the dead of winter and you and a bottle of Jack have found an ice shack on a lake. In between the crumbled foliage and frozen fish, cocktail season explodes in a final flourish of bright lights, snowflake sweaters, and well-lit trees: welcome to the holidays. With a prolonged imbibing schedule, you have to mix up your drinks so as not to pass out under the mistletoe. Worry not: as usual, we have done the thinking and pre-drinking for you. Welcome to the Christmas Cocktail Guide.
This martini is mad. Mad and silly....and juicy. Ok, now that I think of it, there is nothing mad or silly about it. Just juicy. |
Sometimes you want watermelon. Sometimes you want vodka. Sometimes you won't both. |
If you're going to by a drink the title might as well rhyme. Otherwise, how are you supposed to know if it is any good? |
She sounds demur but, like Carol Channing, she'll knock you on your ass (take that, fictional Tyson). |
You don't have to be a supervillain to get smashed, though it would help on at least one extra level. |
Never again will you be forced to choose between champagne and a martini. That's too much to ask of any man. |
There's really no sense in messing with perfection. You don't mess with the best. |
Once a relic, this Cuban classic is reinvented with a twist. Drink it and mull over your political aspirations. |
Do not worry about the spill-ready glass, this stalwart hero is clear. Is that an olive in your pocket? |
A remix of an urbanite favourite, it's about time martini's fruit-infused cousin got a sequel. |
Tasty, strong, and French. All the essentials are covered. It's time to get drunk while speaking in a ridiculous French accent. |
Don't worry this isn't some sort of lettuce-based vodka alternative for health nuts. It's just a damn good martini. |
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