Cougar

Whether it be a mountain-dwelling jungle cat or an manboy-seeking sex pot, the cougar is a dangerous creature. Taking its cue from these infamous predators, the Cougar cocktail is extremely hazardous. Despite the fact that it's three fifths alcohol, this cocktail is as sweet as candy. It'll taste good, sure, but there's a good chance you'll wake up on the side of the road. Drink at your own risk.

2 Parts Skyy Vodka
1 Part Cranberry Juice
1 Part Cointreau
1 Splash Lime Juice
Pre-chill glass with ice. Meanwhile add the ingredients to shaker with cracked ice, Mix contents. Dump ice out of glass, then strain drink into chilled glass, add the lime twist.