Cocktail Martini Guide

A boozy circle of life: when groundhogs emerge from their slumbers, you cautiously hazard a beer-store-cold brew. Summer returns in a flash of alcohol-drenched excitement and twilight patios. Later, as you sip brandy, autumnal leaves fall under foot. Skip forward to the dead of winter and you and a bottle of Jack have found an ice shack on a lake. In between the crumbled foliage and frozen fish, cocktail season explodes in a final flourish of bright lights, snowflake sweaters, and well-lit trees: welcome to the holidays. With a prolonged imbibing schedule, you have to mix up your drinks so as not to pass out under the mistletoe. Worry not: as usual, we have done the thinking and pre-drinking for you. Welcome to the Christmas Cocktail Guide.

Bubble Lounge Martini Never again will you be forced to choose between champagne and a martini. That's too much to ask of any man. Classic Martini There's really no sense in messing with perfection. You don't mess with the best. Strawberry Honey Mojito Once a relic, this Cuban classic is reinvented with a twist. Drink it and mull over your political aspirations. Classic Frozen Martini Do not worry about the spill-ready glass, this stalwart hero is clear. Is that an olive in your pocket? Cosmopolitan 2 A remix of an urbanite favourite, it's about time martini's fruit-infused cousin got a sequel. French Martini Tasty, strong, and French. All the essentials are covered. It's time to get drunk while speaking in a ridiculous French accent. Vodka Salad Don't worry this isn't some sort of lettuce-based vodka alternative for health nuts. It's just a damn good martini. After Eight Like your favourite childhood ice cream- although kiddie cones never led to bad decisions. Cosmopolitan 1 There are endless variations to this colourful old favourite, but it always gets the job done. Cougar Just like the effects of another kind of cougar, you'll never see the hangover coming. Cosmopolitan 4 Any self-respecting drinker should have a few classic recipes up their sleeve. This is one of them. The Death Mule Did you know mules are infertile? You may be too if you drink too much of this spicy bourbon and vodka cocktail.

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