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A boozy circle of life: when groundhogs emerge from their slumbers, you cautiously hazard a beer-store-cold brew. Summer returns in a flash of alcohol-drenched excitement and twilight patios. Later, as you sip brandy, autumnal leaves fall under foot. Skip forward to the dead of winter and you and a bottle of Jack have found an ice shack on a lake. In between the crumbled foliage and frozen fish, cocktail season explodes in a final flourish of bright lights, snowflake sweaters, and well-lit trees: welcome to the holidays. With a prolonged imbibing schedule, you have to mix up your drinks so as not to pass out under the mistletoe. Worry not: as usual, we have done the thinking and pre-drinking for you. Welcome to the Christmas Cocktail Guide.
There's really no sense in messing with perfection. You don't mess with the best. |
Once a relic, this Cuban classic is reinvented with a twist. Drink it and mull over your political aspirations. |
Do not worry about the spill-ready glass, this stalwart hero is clear. Is that an olive in your pocket? |
A remix of an urbanite favourite, it's about time martini's fruit-infused cousin got a sequel. |
Tasty, strong, and French. All the essentials are covered. It's time to get drunk while speaking in a ridiculous French accent. |
Don't worry this isn't some sort of lettuce-based vodka alternative for health nuts. It's just a damn good martini. |
Like your favourite childhood ice cream- although kiddie cones never led to bad decisions. |
There are endless variations to this colourful old favourite, but it always gets the job done. |
Just like the effects of another kind of cougar, you'll never see the hangover coming. |
Any self-respecting drinker should have a few classic recipes up their sleeve. This is one of them. |
Did you know mules are infertile? You may be too if you drink too much of this spicy bourbon and vodka cocktail. |
Before you get holiday-low, let this bubble-based remedy elevate your binge. |
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