he Roman Catholic priest who has been stalking Conan O’Brien has pleaded guilty to disorderly conduct. The Rev. David Ajemian was arrested last year while trying to beak into a taping of Late Night With Conan O’Brien after months of sending letters and DVDs to Conan’s home and office. Apparently the Ajemian and O’Brien both went to Harvard together, but it’s unclear if they knew each other at the time. What is it with Catholic priests and being completely fucked up?

Well, if you’ve ever been employed by Rob Lowe, chances are you were sued this week. Lowe has launched three separate lawsuits suing a former chef and two former nannies. Lowe is alleging that one nanny falsely accused the actor of infidelity and sexual harassment as well as claiming that his wife made racist and abusive comments during the time of her employment. He is suing his chef for having sex in Lowe’s bed while on duty, stealing prescription medication, breaking security cameras, and overcharging for food. And finally, Rob is suing the second nanny for spreading “malicious lies” about him and his wife. I guess the Rob Lowe mansion is just one big happy family. No wonder his career has gone so well.

Randy Jones—the original cowboy from The Village People—has an autobiography coming out. Normally this wouldn’t be considered news worthy, except for the fact that it apparently contained a chapter involving Tom Cruise that the world’s most famously insane Scientologist has forced Jones to remove from the book. While the chapter may never see the light of day, we can only speculate about what happened between the gay icon and the former Village Person. Our guess is that Cruise assumed the role of the Indian for a night.