as there ever any doubt that Britney Spears’ former paparazzi boyfriend was a total sleazeball? Adnan Ghalib has managed to make himself even more unlikable today (I honestly didn’t think that was possible). In a recent interview with Heat magazine Ghalib says that he has a sex tape featuring himself and a mid-meltdown Britney Spears that he plans on selling to the highest bidder. What a nice guy. Oh, and ladies he also filed for divorce today as well. Don’t miss out on this catch. Just think of all of the new underground clubs and venereal diseases that he could introduce you to!

Howard Stern held his bachelor party last night. You would think that an event like this would be the dirtiest party of the year filled with porn stars, stained clothing, and lots off lotion. Sadly it looks like the shock jock has calmed down as of late and had arguable the lamest bachelor party ever. According to Page Six, the event was held in a private room at Nobu 57, featured a cake shaped like a microphone and was over by 10:30 pm. The always on-the-brink-of-dying Artie Lang was quoted as saying “'Never in my life did I think I'd be late for a bachelor party by arriving at 9 p.m. - or that I'd be drinking a Diet Coke.” What a sad state of affairs. Hopefully there was a highly illegal after party that no one knows about. Otherwise I just lost a great deal of respect for Stern. His morning radio talk show is more shocking than his bachelor party. What the fuck is that?

George Michael is heading on an African Safari to deal with his drug and public bathroom problems.

I’m starting to wonder how many hours of footage Katie Couric has of Sarah Palin making an ass of herself. Last week Couric aired an interview with Palin that showed the Vice Presidential candidate fumbling over her words and claiming that she has international political experience because of Alaska’s proximity to Russia. It’s was a stunning and unintentionally hilarious interview that hurt Palin’s reputation amongst voters who care about the issues (soccer mom’s everywhere still respect her “spunk” and love those cute outfits she wears). Today even more damaging footage leaked to the net. In the following clip Couric asks Palin what newspapers and magazines she reads to stay informed on international issues…and Palin can’t name a single one. I didn’t think it would be possibly to have someone in the White House who is as stupid as George Bush…but here we are.