Louis Vuitton Porte Document Voyage

By Philip Brown

here’s no point in carrying your business papers in your arms and plastic bags are ugly and far too likely to kill a small animal once discarded. All self-respecting businessmen need a serious briefcase to announce his presence on in the office. Sure, a power suit is important (and a Humphrey Bogart-esque fedora doesn’t hurt either), but if you’re carrying around your papers or laptop in a crappy Sponge Bob Square-Pants carryall, the effect can be lost. That’s where Louis Vuitton steps in. The fashion empire have stepped up the plate and released a briefcase so beautiful that you’ll have to buy a new top-of-the-line laptop just to have contents worthy of the case.

Dubbed the Porte Document Voyage (the name is in a foreign language, so you know its good), this brown leather beauty will inspire schoolboy jealousy in everyone who sees it at your next business meeting or conference. The lined Epi leather design is the perfect accessory to any smart work outfit. The case has comfortable leather handles, a double zip around closure (nothing’s falling out of this bad boy), one large zipped pocket, four different-sized patch pockets, interior D-ring, and golden brass buckles. There’s even a removable ID holder for the walletless. Louis Vuitton also briefly considered including the kitchen sink as well, but wisely thought better of it.

So, throw away that old, cracked faux-leather briefcase. Rush out to your nearest Louis Vuitton dealer and pick up this beauty. Promotions will fall into your lap, associates will suddenly take you seriously, and the ladies…don’t even get me started on how they’ll react. It’s time to let fashion and style seep into your workplace. Or you could just be that guy who brings all his stuff into the office in a plastic bag…but do you really want to be that guy?