our average fashion show will last about twenty minutes. It’s all fine and dandy to drool over the luscious models in the yet-to-hit-the-stores ready to wear, but the real juice is in the front row. We’ll be watching out for exceptional personal fashion statements whether they be exceptionally good or exceptionally bad. We hope to make style stars and slobs out of Toronto’s fashion elite. Nix that. We hope to help Toronto bolster a fashion elite. If you wear a full-body multi-hued knit jumpsuit with fro-ed out hair and wedge heels we’ll make you into a style star. Lulu Lemon or hippy skirts = Style Slob. You've been warned.



ASHLEY ROWE (right): FASHION DESIGNER


LAST SEEN AT: MISS ROWE

Ashley Rowe lines all of her clothes in 100% silk. Both ladies are decked out in her Fall debut called "black". These are the kind of clothes women will happily submit a paycheck to. It's tough to put a price tag luxury when you're swimming around in skin-skimming silk. The great thing is, nobody has to know but you.



KEVIN NARAINE: SALES ASSOCIATE @ HUGO BOSS


LAST SEEN AT: ANDY THÉ-ANH

This man quite obviously took notes at the Bustle show the night before. He pulls of a decent reincarnation of the mismatched three-piece. With a whole closet of Hugo at his disposal this look couldn't have been too tough to put together.



CHRISTINA THÉ: MODEL

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LAST SEEN AT: ANDY THÉ-ANH

Definitely the most prominent face on the runway and perhaps the most memorable, Christina knows how to work it. Her high-set cheek bones and sultry eyes make her one of Elmer Olsen's favourites. Among younger, less experienced girls Christina's confidence never wavers which gives her viewers ample room to check out the clothes she dons. Granted her fashion choice here is pretty lame but she's just plain pretty so we'll forgive.



CEDRIC GASAIDA: SCOTIA BANK CUSTOMER SERVICE


LAST SEEN AT: PRELOVED

This Rwandan native shone through the crowd of style lesser-thans in his tribute to Canadian fashion: the plaid overcoat. Honey, you look way too good be a banker, but you may force me to switch branches.



AURORA JAMES: ALTERNATIVE FASHION WEEK PR


LAST SEEN AT: EVAN & DEAN

Alternative fashion is right. Not everyone can pull off construction socks with heels, but damn girl, you've got it going on.



FRANCESCA MILLER: FASHION STUDENT


LAST SEEN AT: LEWD

Francesca is my hero. Orange leather high-waisted wide-leg pants with a fat belt and a full-length fur? Fabulous.



DARRYL NATALE: SWEET STYLE PHOTOGRAPHER


LAST SEEN AT: MELLINDA-MAE HARLINGTEN

I do appreciate a good bow tie every once and a while, but Darryl has taken his geek chic look a bit too far with the two-sizes-too-small skinny jeans. He is a self-proclaimed sweet style photographer who stood out from the crowd at the MMH show Monday afternoon. I applaud his efforts to bring Mr. Bean back.