f you’re frantically searching for a Halloween hot spot, have no fear: we’ve put together a list of all the best places to hit up around this exceptionally cool holiday. Just think about it…when you’re little, you knock on someone’s door and they simply give you free candy. When you’re older, you can wear only underwear and fishnets and no one will think any less of you. All of the parties listed are sure to welcome you, whether you’re a giant baked potato or Snow White turned slutty (those poor, innocent dwarves).

The Detroit Cobras, October 26
Like their Indian counterparts, Detroit Cobras battle mongooses; unlike their Asian brethren, they also infuse 60s soul with a garage rock sound. Because of a proletariat background, Detroiters have a well-developed work ethic. Expect serpentine fans. -S.T. …More info



Eyes Wide Shut, October 27
This exclusive Halloween Mansion party looks like a blast- 2 for 1 drinks, free hors d’oeuvres, and a “naughty” costume dress code (which is mandatory for entry). Expect to see the typical Playboy bunnies running around, because we all know Halloween is just an excuse for girls to dress slutty and get away with it. –S.B. …More info



GOBOTS Masquerade, October 27
This party has DJ performances by Dara, DJ Dirty, and more. It also features a live artist show by abstract painted Johnny Lohse. Open bar from 9pm- 10pm, so arrive early. They offer happy hour prices from 2am- 4am as well, so pace yourself! –S.B. …More info