A warning to the timid types, your attendance at The Roxy means you're fair game. If you don't want to be approached, stay home. If you yourself feel like doing the approaching, ferociously shake what your mamma gave you, but mind your P's and Q's. Big Brother is watching.

Like the secret word to the Pharaoh's tomb, the frat-party fun of The Roxy has its own version of Open Sesame. If the treasure of the one night stand is what you seek, speak these words to the keeper of the gate: "Hi. My name is (your name). I just wanted to introduce myself. I'll be waiting in line. Thanks."� You'll never need queue up again. - C.L.