  ooking for an exciting, upbeat spot to get down on Friday night? Look no further than The Modern, Vancouver’s perfect spot to enjoy good music- and we’re not talking Britney Spears remixes. The club prides itself on its incredible sound system and talented DJs, which create an ultra-hip nightclub vibe. Baby Grand Fridays bring on the funk, rare grooves, soul and hip hop whereas This is Not Detroit Saturdays promise the talents of Guerilla, DJ Timeline and Jay Tripwire.
Not only are the DJs talented, but you won’t be able to resist raving about the elaborate drink menu, which was created by award-winning cocktailer Jay Jones. Although the nightclub's main priority is music, who says you can’t further enjoy it after a few delicious martinis?
Situated in a heritage building, the Modern has an old-style glamour. The inside does its best to create a sexy, party feel with smoked glass, coloured tiles, and mirrors everywhere. Ceramic mosaic-tiled benches that would surpass any Toronto or NYC Subway seating line the walls. A central L.E.D.-lit disco floor (think Saturday night fever) allows clubbers to fulfill their John Travolta fantasy (especially popular on electro, house, dance Saturdays). And those that want to touch up their makeup (and check those all-too-telling pupils), head on up a level to the mirrored bar for a quick glimpse (especially handy if the bathroom lines are too long).
Although the nightclub has only been open since the summer, it has steadily gained a reputation as a hot spot for partygoers, dancers, and music-lovers. However, The Modern shouldn’t claim superior nightlife status. Rumors of an even stricter dress code (i.e. no Ed Hardy or Affliction tees) in wake of the recent nightlife scene crackdown on gangs has left a lot of clubbers cooling off their downtown escapades. However, it should be noted that Britney Spears (aka Crazy) was Ed Hardy’s first client, and in wake of her recent troubles, perhaps the bounces are actually doing you a favour by updating your threads. -S.B.
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AT A GLANCE
The Modern
7 Alexander Street, Vancouver, BC
604-647-0121
Gastown
Venue:
Nightclub
Hours:
Fri. and Sat.: 9:00pm - 3:00am
Price Range:
$$
Payment:
Master Card, Visa, American Express
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THE BUZZ
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12 Reader Reviews | jj -
1. Call The Modern and talk to the manager. Tell him/her you want your credit card credited with the extra charges they put on your card.
2. If they refuse, call the police and talk to the fraud people. Then call your credit card company and get them to remove the charge.
1. Jimmy's Review :: October 01, 2008 Jimmy's Rating: Stars |
Just one night and never wanna go back: overpriced cover and huge "VIP" lineup. Got in finally and bought only one drink (gf couldn't stand it so dragged out). The next time checking my credit card bill (luckily I checked) - they tried to over charge me!!! Isn't that a fraud crime??!!!
So be careful there and check everthing when you need to give your money out.
2. JJ's Review :: October 01, 2008 JJ's Rating: Stars |
I will do my best to stop people from going there, the security guys are full of shit, power tripers. They want people to go in the club but really don't care what happens to them if they kicked out for getting drunk. they should learn to take care of the people that pays their salary, fucking mother fuckers.
3. Ivania's Review :: September 23, 2008 Ivania's Rating: Stars |
modern nightclub is really unorganized and retarded! so me and my bf made a glist on clubzone.com he got a email confirming his glist and i got a phone call from a member confirming my glist for that night. well when we got there no one was in the club it was empty. while me and all my friends went in the vip line we asked for our names on the list. the lady there said we both wernt on the list. standing there shocked i told her about the phone call igot earlier from one of the members, when she told me clubzone doesnt do glist for them when it clearly says it on the clubzone.com website. so we payed the bouncer 200 to get all of our friends in when he only let 5 people in. we went back outside to get our money back and he only gave back 100 and said we only gave him a hundred doller bill and told us to beat it. thats not only everything me and my girlfriends went to buy a drink from this white blonde bigboobed bitch we got 5 drinks and gave her a tip then she complained about us not tipping her enough money. what the fuck is that shit .. this was really a birthday to remember all my plans got ruined because of this fuckup thanks to those unorganized people that work at this club. i really hope you guys get shut down.
4. Karli K's Review :: July 10, 2008 Karli K's Rating: 1 Stars |
Misspelled Johnny's last name. Should be Cantiveros. Johnny Cantiveros.
5. Maysa's Review :: June 09, 2008 Maysa's Rating: 1 Stars |
Received a text message from my buddy, Bruce, about his birthday get together at The Modern in Gastown, Vancouver on the upcoming Saturday. I’m not into the nightclub scene but I figured why not? It had been almost a year since I’ve been to one, and it’d be great to hang out with my friend on his birthday, especially when it had been awhile since I last saw him.
My boyfriend, Kristian, and I drove down to Vancouver from our home in Squamish. For those of you that don’t know, Squamish is between Vancouver and Whistler, and takes about an hour to get to from downtown Vancouver. We are avid rock climbers and Squamish is the place to be for outdoor enthusiasts. Nevertheless, a night out in the city sounded really appealing to us, and we were really looking forward to having a great evening. Yay, dancing with my boyfriend! We have been going out for over nine months now and haven’t yet gone out dancing together before.
The night started at Six Acres, where we drank some beer and shared some laughs as we did some catching up with Bruce and his friends. Soon after we started lining up at the VIP lineup at The Modern. The girls got in in about half an hour and the boys about forty minutes.
Kristian and I started out with a shot of Tequila, followed by hitting up the dance floor with Bruce and his friends. We were having a blast and after forty minutes of dancing Kristian and I decided to take a break. We found a series of empty sofas. We walked towards one of them only to be intercepted by a beefy guy in black. He simply looked at us but we quickly figured that we had to pay to sit on one of these numerous empty sofas. OK, fine. The Tequila made me thirsty. I wanted a glass of water. We stood by the bar, waiting for our chance to ask a bartender for a glass of water. As we stood there waiting, I rested my head on Kristian’s chest as he held me in his arms (yeah, he’s pretty tall) and I closed my eyes. I was so comfortable I felt like I could doze off. Before I knew it, a doorman came from amongst the crowd of people at the bar and escorted us out, telling us we had to leave, that I was too wasted. Kristian tried to convince this guy that I was OK, that we just wanted a glass of water. The doorman, whose nametag says Johnny, insisted that I was too wasted to stay in the nightclub. Bewildered, I objected and insisted that he test me, to which he refused to do so. “No, no. Really. Test me! Tell me to stand on one foot, or walk in a straight line, or whatever! I’ll show you that I’m not wasted! I was simply resting my head on my boyfriend!” was my response. Johnny started walking away from us and we tried to grab him. “Don’t touch me,” he said. “Wait two seconds.” We stood outside the door, outside the three lineups of club-goers waiting to get in, as we watched Johnny herd different groups of people into the appropriate lineup. I was so upset I was soon in tears and began ranting on and on about how I did not spend $18 to enter a nightclub only to be kicked out forty minutes upon entering, that this “ultra contemporary” nightclub is a piece of shit, that all I wanted to do was to have fun with my friends, that there wasn’t anything wrong with resting my head on my boyfriend with my eyes closed, etc., etc. But I eventually kept my mouth shut because reasoning with Johnny wasn’t getting me anywhere, so I tried to remain calm despite my frustration. Fifteen minutes later, I convinced Johnny, again, that I was not wasted. Seeing that I was behaving myself, he let me back in. We went back inside with the intention of continuing on with the dancing but we were no longer in the mood for that anymore. I was still fuming, and I didn’t want Johnny to get away with what he did and leave it all behind him with a shrug of his shoulders. We went back outside where I got Johnny’s last name: Cantiveroy. I got Johnny Cantiveroy to write down his name for me. By then I was in tears, again, and I explained to him how upset I was, that yes, I admit I was buzzed from the alcohol, but I was not anywhere near wasted and blah, blah, blah. My ranting went on. Johnny Cantiveroy was listening, but did he register anything I said? His eyes were continuously darting left, right, and centre as I talked to him. Frustrated, I suggested he get some distraction training. Johnny said, “Listen. You appeared wasted and then you acted belligerent with me.” “Well, wouldn’t you be pissed off if I kicked you out?!” I believed that I had not acted aggressively towards him, and I certainly did not threaten nor shout at him. I had raised my voice at him, yes, but I was so pissed off! Anyway, needless to say, our argument went absolutely nowhere.
So what is my objective of writing this up? Well, an apology from Johnny Cantiveroy would be nice. He ruined my night. An apology from The Modern nightclub would be really nice as well. I wouldn’t be surprised if I get neither of these.
Obviously I am still fuming. I don’t like to hold a grudge, but I can’t help thinking back to this and feeling like I was treated unfairly. I may be overreacting, and am probably taking this too seriously, but people should have the opportunity to stand their ground and voice their opinions!
The price of drinks was steep. The cover charge was steep ($18 per person). And I was treated unfairly. Would I go back? Not even if they pay me to.
6. Maysa's Review :: June 08, 2008 Maysa's Rating: 1 Stars |
Worst club in the city. I don't know who they paid off at Martini Boys to give them a decent review, but they must have paid them a lot. If you're into terrible music, expensive watered down drinks, horrendous service, snotty attitude, and... did I mention the terrible music?
Only recommended if you think the guys from Night at The Roxbury were cool. And don't be fooled by the supposed dress code and 'trained' security staff at the door - it's one of the best places in the city to get shot in the face by coked-up wannabe gangsters who are looking to start trouble. Gets my vote for the next Vancouver place most likely to have a fatal shooting.
7. Jacko's Review :: May 07, 2008 Jacko's Rating: 1 Stars |
I waited in line for over 40 minutes IN THE V.I.P!!! The drinks were nothing special, for what they cost. The interior is beautiful. But if you want to have a good time, and listen to really good music check out the 1/2 Alive boys or Sex Attack. (cover is usually reasonable and drinks are at a better price). Clubbing in Vancouver is not what it used to be thats for sure...
8. Jesso's Review :: February 12, 2008 Jesso's Rating: 2 Stars |
I waited in line for over 40 minutes IN THE V.I.P!!! The drinks were nothing special, for what they cost. The interior is beautiful. But if you want to have a good time, and listen to really good music check out the 1/2 Alive boys or Sex Attack. (cover is usually reasonable and drinks are at a better price). Clubbing in Vancouver is not what it used to be thats for sure...
9. Jesso's Review :: February 12, 2008 Jesso's Rating: 2 Stars |
1. Drinks are wayyyy to expensive
2. Cover is a little too much
3. The modern I'd the only place I know that keeps the girls waiting in line and kets buncha guys in.
4. Bouncers are good they shake you up amd make sure no weapons get in.
5. The place is real nice and the beats are good....at times
6. Iv been there once and I willl go back only if someone puts a gun to my head and makes me go
10. Predrag's Review :: February 12, 2008 Predrag's Rating: 3 Stars |
This place sucks! Bad music - what's up with the 'detail' and 'emphasis' on the music anyway??? It just didnt hit it for me. Overpriced drinks, ridiculous cover. Gonna skip this place next time.
11. Joseph's Review :: October 14, 2007 Joseph's Rating: 2 Stars |
We went on a Friday. The staff was great; bartenders generous (which they should be, considering the drink prices), dj's into the crowd, and security professional. The music really stank, though. Kelly Clarkson and Celine Dion (?!) remixes, same old stale early nineties club hits (Funky Cold Medina), and they played Vanilla Ice THREE times throughout the evening. When I went up to the booth and requested some better house, like MSTRKRFT or Annie, the dj shrugged his shoulders and asked me who they were. Seriously. And unfortunately the best decor is in the coat check area. If this is the best Vancouver has to offer, I'll just stay home. The Donnelly brand is turning into the McDonalds of clubs. Won't be back.
12. Jay's Review :: October 06, 2007 Jay's Rating: 3 Stars |
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7 Alexander Street, Vancouver, BC
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