razy vegan Buddhists think that cow tipping is inhumane. What the hell is wrong with them? Cows can't live on minimum wage.

I'm ever so sorry for that last joke and its greeney-bating implications. Buddhists love to eat, just ask, um, Buddha. They don't, however, love to be responsible for bovine slaughter, fish gutting, or chicken de-beaking. That's fair.

The Dharma kitchen serves gussied up tofu and tempeh, with eastern leanings (curry) and North American flashes (burger). That's fare (see what I did there?).

From the décor to the soundtrack, Dharma effuses soothe and eschews awful sitcom (are you listening, Greg) connotation.