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Okay, here I am. See, blurb time is so much faster than real time. Anyway, Tuscan hero, Umberto Menghi helms the starch stoves at this quaint Italian bistro. The fare is old-school and the setting is relaxed. Expect wine-stained teeth and placated appetites. - S.T.