he rights for “Cheesecake’s for Dummies” was already taken by that annoying ‘90s caricature on those yellow and black utilitarian texts (remember the modern day bibles that plagued your local bookstore’s shelves for years?), which was a good thing anyways because insulting your client is just not starting off your relationship of a good note.

Oddly enough, the 101 doesn’t stand for a crash course in cake making but rather the 101 varieties of gourmet cheesecake that this bakery sells. That’s a lot of flavours, but that’s also a lot of cheese. Stick to moderation, and try not to throw back those trademark mini cheesecake “poppers” like those poppers you took when you were raving in 1999. –E.J.