courge of the seven sees, the peg-legged, eye-patched Black Tuna patrols the waterways, a privateer in the service of no one but himself. Beware the Black Tuna.

Wait, no, I just made that up. Rather than a rogue sandwich fish, Black Tuna is actually a Japanese/North American fusion joint that serves up traditional Japanese fare, including myriad higher-end sushi selections, in a chic and swank location/atmosphere.

As great as all that sounds, I still like the idea of a pirate fish plundering and crossing swords with scallywags and sword fish. Oh well. - S.T.