eing a martyr sucks, but being a virgin martyr is much worse. Poor Saint Apollonia: not only did she die young (and a virgin. I can't stress that enough), but she got all of her teeth knocked out in the process. Aside from the aesthetic ramifications, the sustenance possibilities rapidly deplete. Considering the delectable Alexandrian/Greek food that surrounded her, the tragedy of the situation heightens considerably.

Lucky for you, you still have all of your teeth (well, some of them, right?). Take the time to enjoy affordable Greek food at reasonable prices. Take that, lamb. - S.T.