Philips Hair Clipper

By Philip Brown

re you tired of lugging yourself to the barbershop or hairdressers when you feel like any idiot could to what they did? Would you consider yourself “any idiot”? If so, Philips has one hell of a product for you. The company has released their first ever hair clippers specifically designed for the self-inflicted haircut.

The creatively titled Philips Hair Clipper is the first product of its kind to incorporate a 180 degree pivoting head, making it dramatically easier to shave those hard to reach areas (many of which are too unpleasant to mention here). The redesigned shaving head also features high-performance, self-sharpening blades that cut hair with incredible precision and are sharp enough the shred through even the most stubborn and tangled masses of body hair.

The clippers have 10 separate settings allowing for lengths ranging from the hair club for men favourite 0 mm all the way up to the crazy-hippy lengths of 21 mm. The blades can even be removed entirely for what insiders are calling the “caveman/hobo setting.” The possibilities are endless. It’s like owning a portable hair salon.

The entire package is value priced at $79.99 and available just in time for Christmas. What could be more a more perfect Christmas morning activity than shaving the heads of your entire family? Sure, it won’t be easy. There will be tears and some people will have to be restrained, but it’s also a surefire way of bringing the whole family together. Pick one up today and celebrate the holidays with a freshly shaved scalp. – P.B.