ou're in Calgary, and the summer is starting to wind down with the second to last long weekend of the season. Like a mid-life crisis, you are concerned with what you have been doing with your time- too much TV, not enough socializing perhaps? Make the most of your time off of work and check out these happenings in and around Cow-town.

Weird Al Yankovic (Aug. 1)
Not only does he have "Weird" in his title but his last name begins with a "Yank" suffix. And he's still not in jail. The prince of pop send-ups and the most famous accordion player in the world (sorry, Walter Ostanek), Weird returns to Calgary to perform his pop culture parodies. Jack Singer, 201 8th Avenue SE; 403-777-0000

Calgary Stampeders vs Saskatchewan Roughriders (Aug. 2)
Sometimes the best entertainment comes in watching beastly guys tackle each other. On August 2nd, watch the Calgary's own Stampeders compete with the Sasskatchewan Roughriders in this Canadian Football League match. McMahon Stadium, 1817 Crowchild Trail NW; 403-777-0000