s pumpkins again begin to go under the knife en masse, the search for the best Halloween hot spot heats up. For all of your slutty-nun, ironic-drag-queen, and bed-sheet-ghost drinking and dancing needs, Martiniboys.com is here. We've sifted through the city's trick and treat locations to find the finest joints to mask make-out. Feel free to take candy from strangers, but beware of apples baring razorblades and shaving cream punch. As always, travel in a group and don't forget the importance of breathing holes.

Full Moon Boat Party…Oct. 26
Men and ladies are encouraged to sport kilts, bum-flap pajamas and short skirts in accordance with the full moon theme. –E.J …More info



Heaven and Hells Ball…Oct. 27
The usual heaven above and hell below dichotomy is flipped for the night where those in the mood for more devilish behaviour will head to the upper level for a fix and get a sinful delight. –E.J. …More info



London Boys go to Hell…Oct. 27
With scandalous females sporting the next best thing to lingerie in the themed profession of a nurse, cop or firefighter, the delivish grins plastered on the faces of male admires guarantees the boys an automatic posthumous underworld sentence.-E.J. …More info