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Looking for something to do this weekend? Tonight marks the beginning of Wakestock, the event of the year for surfer douches and bikini ditzes from the GTA and beyond - a veritable bevy of tanned and toned guys and girls downing Bud Light, watching some extreme watersports and saying the word "dude" far more than God ever intended. Don't let me talk it down though. The lineup actually looks pretty decent. Standing at the top of the list are 2 integral parts of Wu Tang Clan, RZA & GZA. Then you've got Metric, We Are Scientists, Classified, Dillinger Escape Plan, Dragonette, and many many more. It's a good mix of rap, rock and indie. To borrow a phrase, it looks real gnarly. Do people still say that, "gnarly"?