Britney’s dad Jamie Spears is somehow still in charge of his daughters’ assets and is apparently planning to sell the troubled starlet’s L.A. home as part of his massive liquidations of many of Britney’s belongings. I hate when my Dad sells my mansions. It’s so annoying.

Fans of consistently classy reality TV programs should be thrilled with G-4’s upcoming show Hurl!. Contestants start off by consuming a massive quantity of All-American food like chicken pot pie, fish sticks, or hot dogs. Those who eat the most move to a second stage comprised of nausea-inducing physical challenges like carnival rides and belly flops off a high dive. Anyone who makes it past the second round without vomiting enters a second eating round followed by a second physical challenge. The last one to puke wins. Seriously, who needs clever comedy writing or powerful dramas when shows like Hurl! are out there?-OBG, News Extensions