Apparently the stars of Sex And The City are basking in their new success by getting their body’s surgically altered. According to the New York Post Cynthia Nixon and Kristin Davis both checked into Roosevelt Hospital recently to get breast augmentation and varicose veins removed respectively. Unsurprisingly, neither actress has been willing to comment about the surgery to the press. Hopefully this isn’t an indication that they are getting fixed up for a Sex And The City sequel. The concept will be infinitely less appealing when the girls are being sassy about the men in their retirement homes.

A reporter for Rolling Stone recently ran into tripod drummer Tommy Lee, who said that his ex-wife and honeymoon video costar Pamela Anderson has moved back into his house with the children. According to Lee, “It’s awesome, man. It’s definitely working. You can tell on the kids’ faces — they’re happy when we’re together.” Please God, let them make a giddy reunion video.

Good news for teen mothers seeking role models everywhere. Jamie Lynn Spears squeezed out her first child this week. She is the proud mother of a little girl who will now grow up to be a resentful promiscuous diva just like Mommy and crazy aunt Britney.