25 new names will be added the Hollywood Walk Of Fame this year. The lucky names that will soon be getting peed on by the happiest homeless people on earth include Hugh Jackman, Ben Kingsley, The Village People, Felicity Huffman, William H. Macy, Cameron Diaz, Robert Downey Jr., Tim Burton, Leslie Caron, Charles Durning, Ralph Fiennes, William Petersen, Kyra Sedgwick, John Stamos, Harry Shearer, and more. Tragically, Pauly Shore has been shut out yet again. When will Hollywood wake up and realize that man is an idol and a role model for braindead talentless stoners everywhere.

Mike Myers is apparently causing trouble on the media circuit while promoting his unfortunately awful movie The Love Guru. Not only is he refusing to discuss the racism controversy (which is bar far the most interesting part of the movie), but he’s apparently getting a little diva-ish in his demands. It’s been reported that while on NBC’s Late Night With Conan O’Brian Myers made a never ending series of demands from the staff while waited to be interviewed. He sent a team on interns on a wild goose chase trying to track down Silk nondairy creamer, Twizzlers and raspberry seltzer, and then demanded that they go out again after buying the wrong brand of seltzer. You know, artists can only really get away with this sort of behavior when they’re talented enough to justify their ego. Based on his last few movies, Myers really hasn’t earned that right. It’s time for less seltzer and more interesting writing.

Part-time supermodel, full-time nutcase Naomi Campbell just pleaded guilty to beating the shit out of two police officers (I believe the court chose to use the less interesting term “assault”) and one instance of “public order offense.” Campbell’s representative said that the incident was “regrettable, which has got to be the understatement of the year. What is it with models and being insane? I guess it must be all the unwanted attention and eating disorders.