'm a hairy beast. But you would never know it from looking, not if I can help it; I also work hard in the gym, and if I am indeed the superhero that I think I am (and I truly am) you will certainly agree from staring at my obviously built lats. See, I want my muscle tone to show, even if obscured by a T-shirt, and those at a body hair disadvantage like myself understand how one glance at the chest rug can ruin all your hard work. So… The Hair Must Go!

You might be surprised to learn how many people defuzz, and recently they have become more vocal on the matter. This could be due to the influx of Metrosexual in our daily discourse or even the hairy basketball scene we have Ben Stiller to thank for in Along Came Polly. A lot of it depends on your own body hair, how thick it is, where it is, and if any of the offending curls bothers you to the point that it affects your social life (and thus hinders the “getting laid” quotient). Shaving, waxing and laser treatments are sure to come up in your hair removal conversations (always a hit at a dinner party). But don't let any of it worry you. Show me a fat, hairy chest; I'll show you a work-of-Art.

Ripped and shaved, you'll never be as hot as me, but you can certainly give it a shot. For the body-hair shaving uninitiated, taking most of the hair off with electric clippers is generally a good first step, compared to doing the entire task with a razor (waste of time and money). Hair clippers are first used to trim the hair short, while the next step is in the shower. By using glycerin soap (desperate times call for desperate measures) or shaving gel, rid yourself of the remaining hair with twin blade disposable razors.