f you’re frantically searching for a Halloween hot spot, have no fear: we’ve put together a list of all the best places to hit up around this exceptionally cool holiday. Just think about it…when you’re little, you knock on someone’s door and they simply give you free candy. When you’re older, you can wear only underwear and fishnets and no one will think any less of you. All of the parties listed are sure to welcome you, whether you’re a giant baked potato or Snow White turned slutty (those poor, innocent dwarves).

Rock of Horror, October 31
Cameo is hosting a rock of horror party for all Halloween and music lovers. With Guest DJ sets by Travis McCoy, DJ Irie, and Pete Wentz. Who knows, maybe Ashlee Simpson will be there. And Jessica Simpson. And Dane Cook. Ok, my celebrity gossip obsession is getting out of control. –S.B. …More info



Pirates in the Dark, October 31
Hosted by “Adult Superstar*” Jesse Jane, this party is for anyone who likes to dress up as a pirate hooker. *Note: In this case, the word “superstar” is a pseudonym for “porn star.” Just so you know. –S.B. …More info



World Sounds Halloween 2007, October 31
Nocturnal people are often left out of many events and parties. Finally, a party that caters to our night-dwelling owls: World Sounds Halloween bash! Doors open @ 4am, with music by The Monsters. I’m not entirely sure if they’re real monsters, so you may want to keep your distance. Hey, I still believe in Santa. –S.B.…More info



Halloween Costume Ball, October 31
We've talked about this before, but Kiwis have an unprecedented cool cache these days. Dress up as your favorite one (i.e. Frodo or Brett and Jemaine from Flight of the Conchords) and hit this New Zealand inspired joint. -S.T. …More info