fter a multi-year relationship in the limelight, Jimmy Kimmel and Sarah Silverman—America's first couple of comedy—have broken up. Apparently all the fucking of Ben Affleck and Matt Damon has put a great strain on the relationship and the duo have called it quits. Kimmel will go back to slowly killing off his reputation as a edgy comedian, while Silverman will return to her ever-expanding career as the funniest and hottest damn female comic alive. Overweight beer-swigging comedians everywhere officially think they have a chance with Silverman.

The Barenaked Ladies have long been known as a beacon of excessively nice and clean Canadian pop music, but that's all officially changed. Frontman Steven Page was busted in a Syracuse Suburb for possession of cocaine. The 38-year-old clean-cut crooner was found with two women in their 20s and a mountain of white powder. The band was ironically in the midst of celebrating the release of their first children's album…which will probably see a dip in sales shortly. Perhaps it's time to add "buying blow and hookers" to the lyrics of "If I Had a $1,000,000."

Genius director Spike Jonze's cinematic adaptation of Where The Wild Things Are has been in trouble ever since the movie went into post-production, but today things have gotten worse. Originally scheduled for an October release, the movie was pushed back to 2009 after terrified children began running out of test screenings. Now the movie has been removed from the release schedule all together. Warner Bros. denies reports that Jonze has been fired from the project and when questioned about the subject studio chief Alan Horn had this to say: " We'd like to find a common ground that represents Spike's vision but still offers a film that really delivers for a broad-based audience. We obviously still have a challenge on our hands. But I wouldn't call it a problem, simply a challenge. No one wants to turn this into a bland, sanitized studio movie. This is a very special piece of material and we're just trying to get it right." Maybe you could get it right by actually allowing Jonze to complete his vision rather than being concerned about how many happy meals the movie will sell.