Dennis Rodman pleaded “no contest” to spousal battery in Los Angeles yesterday. He won’t receive any jail time, but the neon hair basketball star was sentenced to three years probation, 45 days of community service and one year of anger management and domestic violence classes. Who would have thought that Dennis Rodman would turn out to be an asshole? Now there’s a shocker.

U.S. Customs has denied Boy George a visa, making his planned U.S. tour impossible. Customs claims that this is the result of George’s recent arrests for drug possession and false imprisonment in the UK, but really it’s just because the customs officers despise Karma Chameleon as much as I do.

The hilarious story of the Matthew McConaughey and surfers vs. the paparazzi continues. Last weekend a video surfaced on the internet showing a team of surfers beating up a group of paparazzi for attempting to film Matthew McConaughey. The surfers reportedly broke one photographer’s nose and destroyed more than $15,000 of equipment during the attack. Well, the fight has now spread to the internet. After a video was posted on the X17 Photo Agency website more than 1000 comments have gone back-and-forth between the paparazzi and the surfers and a rematch battle is scheduled for this Saturday. I’m not sure which irritating and disposable group I hate more, so I don’t know who to root. Hopefully they’ll just find away to kill each other. That would be ideal.