In further Tom Cruise news, the release date for the Top Gun star’s latest movie keeps getting pushed back further and further. Valkyrie (which stars Cruise as a Nazi…no joke necessary) was originally set to be released on June 27th, but was moved to October 3rd. Now the word is that the movie won’t be hitting movie screens until February 13, 2009. It could be that this movie is being delayed because the studio is concerned that audiences won’t be able to handle how amazing it is and will need this extra time to mentally prepare for the overwhelming quality. Or it could mean that the movie sucks and the studio is embarrassed to release it during either the summer blockbuster season or the fall Oscar race. Hmmmm…we’re going with the latter option.
during her trip to Africa. A hotel employ recently told the press that the heiress has been doing her part to end poverty in the country by buying almost everything she sees, including a cheetah. Apparently the notoriously intelligent Hilton was heard asking, “If I bought a cheetah, would it run away from me or could I keep it?” No one does stupid quite like Paris. Good luck topping that Jessica Simpson.

Paris Hilton continues to be a wonderful ambassador for the U.S.A.

Jamie Lynn Spears celebrated her 17th birthday with fiancé Casey Aldridge in style this week. The young couple were spotted having dinner at Ruby Tuesday and shopping at Wal-Mart. Oh those wild and crazy teens…ah to be young again…At least we know that she’ll be a boring (and therefore non-abusive) mother.

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