Video game adaptations of movies are standard these days and never surprising…well, at least when they're based on action movies that can translate into videogames anyways. Games based on Spider-man or The Bourne Identity make sense and translate well to the interactive medium; however, Paramount's latest line-up of movie-based videogamess are ridiculous. Paramount plans to adapt Clueless, Mean Girls, and Pretty In Pink into games. Exactly what these games will look like is inconceivable. Presumably you'll play levels that involve buying new clothing, making prom dresses, gossiping, and learning how to drive. If these games are being designed as sleep aids, they should work just fine. Otherwise, the concept is just silly and ridiculous.

Barbara Walters's The View has been a wonderful source of misinformation and embarrassing behavior ever since the show was first aired and it has been upholding these high standards admirably. After the absurdly tear-filled Whoopi Goldberg/Elizabeth Hasselbeck n-word debate, co-host Sherri Shepherd has started her own fun controversy. The pro-life born-again Christian (now there's fun combination) had the following to say about her past to the Christian magazine Precious Times: "I was sleeping with a lot of guys and had more abortions that I would like to count." She also said that Jewish host Barbara Walters needs to be saved and that she wishes that evangelists could be added to The View roundtable. Aren't you glad that you don't watch this bullshit show?