Just when it seems like things can’t possibly get any worse for Michael Jackson, he finds a way to sink a little lower. The musical phenomenon turned human skeleton, seemed to bottom out after fleeing to Europe Polanski-style following his most recent child molestation charges. But things got a little worse today. Wacko-Jacko’s infamous Neverland Ranch is set to be sold at a foreclosure auction on March 19th unless Mike can fork over the $24.5 million he owes on the mansion/zoo/amusement park. Given that Jackson is reportedly $300 million in debt, it’s pretty unlikely that this will happen. The only question now is who will buy the thoroughly creepy property? Our vote is for either Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie to buy it for their ever growing family, or for Paul Reubens to turn it into a real life Peewee’s Playhouse. We’ll see…

The often-married Peta-supporter and homevideo enthusiast Pamela Anderson has officially filed for divorce from Rick Salomon (co-star of Paris Hilton’s sex tape). The pair were married on October 7, 2007 in Las Vegas (where all great marriages start), before Pam filed for divorce the first time on November 27. She later withdrew the petition to try to work things out, but has now officially admitted defeat. This is the third time Pamela Anderson has been married to an unstable dirtbag. So, if you’re a sleazy guy with tattoos, a video camera, and a love for cheesy rock ballads, you could be the next in line for the Pam An express.

Former O.C. star Mischa Barton has been formally charged with driving under the influence, possession of 28.5 grams of marijuana, and being an unlicensed driver. The blond beauty was arrested for these misdemeanors in West Hollywood on December 27, 2007. I guess a brief prison sentence is the only way to prove that you’re successful young actress in Hollywood these days. Hopefully, Barton’s dreams will come true.

Apparently attending jury duty is the latest trend for all the big names in Hollywood. First Steve Carrel reported for duty and now the word is that Madonna was spotted doing her civic duty at an L.A. court recently. The former slutty American popstar turned British spiritual singer even had a little fun with the courtroom by introducing herself as an unemployed mother. Too bad she’s never that funny in her movies.

Nude picture of Juno screenwriter Diablo Cody have leaked on internet. But, since Cody is a well-publicized sex columnist and ex-stripper, no one has noticed or cared.

PageSix is reporting that Britney Spears has been banned from the Beverly Hills Hotel because she “brings too much trouble with her.” Staff members have even been issued specific instructions about how to turn away to troubled popstar. Who would have thought that being a beautiful young multimillionaire could be so har