As you may have heard, there was a big awards show in the Hollywood last weekend. That’s right, it was the 27th annual Razzie Awards, a prestigious ceremony that honored the worst films of the past year. The big winners? Lindsay Lohan and Eddie Murphy. Lohan’s I Know Who Killed Me won a record 8 awards including a worst actress trophy for the topless Marlyn Monroe wannabe. Eddie Murphy picked up worst actor, worst supporting actress and worst supporting actor for his myriad of terrible performances in the vomit-inducing “comedy” Norbit. Sadly the stars were not able to attend the ceremony to collect their awards. I can’t imagine why.

The winner for the most awkward moment at that other awards show (the Oscars or something) goes to the incomparable Gary Busy. The notoriously eccentric character actor started yelling at Ryan Seacrest in the middle of a red carpet interview with Jennifer Garner, before forcing his way into the conversation and awkwardly kissing Garner on the neck. No one in Hollywood makes being batshit insane look as effortlessly cool as Busey.

Ever wondered how Paris Hilton makes money (well, except for all that cash from Daddy of course)? It’s been reported that a recent IRS investigation discovered that the Las Vegas club Pure pays Hilton $1.2 million a year to host and appear at parties. Apparently, several other clubs around the country are also giving the heiress six figure sums for the same service. Isn’t it great to know that Hilton is getting paid so well to contribute to society in such an meaningful way?

Mike Tyson was recently released from prison and is now planning to turn his life story into a movie. He’s already selected Jamie Foxx to play the lead role and the pair have been discussing the project regularly. Even though it will be quite some time before the cameras roll, special effect companies around L.A. have already started producing edible ears for Foxx to snack on in preparation for the part.

Something interesting actually happened on Big Brother over the weekend. Two of the housemates (Amanda Hansen and Natalie Cunial) had been forced to eat a diet of “slop” after losing a competition and ended up being rushed to the hospital as a result of the food. Producers claimed that the gross mixture was filled with nutrients, but on Friday Hanson went into a seizure and Nichols experienced extreme swelling in her lips. All 12 fans of the show were riveted by the footage.

The Amy Winehouse drama continues. Despite both singing and attending “Rehab”, the songstress continues to struggle with substance abuse problems. According to The Sun, Winehouse trashed her hotel room before the appearing at recent Brit Awards. Management claimed that spilled liquor, cigarette butts, empty Champagne bottles and soiled underwear were found strewn all around the room after Wineo checked out.

In one of the strangest pieces of gossip in recent memory, it appears that Paul Shore is suing horror icon Wes Craven. Apparently the Encino Man star and the Nightmare On Elm Street director are neighbours and Shore thinks that Craven was responsible for causing a landslide that destroyed some of his property. To matters even more bizarre this is the second lawsuit to involve the pair, as Craven sued Pauly last June for improperly installing a pool. If this relationship isn’t a sitcom crying out to be made, I don’t know what is.