This week it was revealed that Prince Harry is currently on tour in Afghanistan. More than that, the prince is fighting on the front line. This is very strange, because I always thought that the members of the royal family were lazy and useless. Sure, everyone else in that family still is, but it’s odd that even one member of the family is being productive.

Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes have been spotted hanging out with Will and Jada Pinkett Smith quite a bit lately. Allegedly the first couple of scientology is trying to recruit the Smiths to their religion. It’s odd because you’d think that scientologists would be scared of Will Smith after he killed all of those aliens in Men In Black and Independence Day.

It must be tough to be Josh Hartnett. You have the recognizable face of a movie star and yet the critics hate you and you’re movies aren’t very popular. To make matters worse, Hartnett recently received the ultimate celebrity insult and was forced to fly coach back to New York after the Oscars. I guess first class was filled with talented celebrities.

In piece of meta-gossip, celebrity gossip columnist Mario “Perez Hilton” Lavandeira is in the middle of a tabloid scandal himself. Apparently Lavandeira convinced a young man to send him sex tapes by promising to help promote the budding blogger’s site on www.perezhilton.com. However, Lavandeira quickly cut off contact once he received the masturbatory aids. Wait, the guy who runs Perez Hilton is a sleazebag? Is anyone surprised?

Lindsay Lohan has been getting quite a bit of attention for her recent nude Marilyn Monroe photo shoot. Not only did the New York Magazine website crash because too many people wanted to see the pictures, but Hugh Hefner recently offered the freckled star quite a bit of cash to re-create Marilyn's famed nude swim from the unfinished film "Something's Got To Give" in the pages of Playboy. Who would have thought that getting naked would get an actress attention in Hollywood? This has got to be a first.

Boy George pled “not guilty” in court this week. The charge: hiring an escort and then imprisoning him. Oh Boy George, will you ever learn? You’ve supposed to kill prostitutes after you kidnap them. That’s the Chicago way.