And they have food! All fun aside, Zelda’s is a restaurant for most of the day, with long hours from 10am-2am every day. The menu is large and kitschy, with items ranging from the I Love Juicy Burger, Hardy Man Dan's Cholesterol Explosion, Cala-Mary, Wok and Roll Spring Rolls to the Zeldarama Pad Thai Supreme.

It’s all in fun, but the dishes are pretty much what you might expect in mad house setting. Not quite shoveling hash, but plates are thrown together when busy. Oddly, though, the menu is bigger and worldly than you’d think, but we’re not talking Scaramouche here. The staff is worth noting, as they are as genial as a bunch of newfound skiboarding buddies.

You have no idea where you are, but you do know you're not uptown. The uptown kids just won’t get it.