f your hair starts to clog your sink, don't make a puppet out of it; that's just creepy. Also, don't deal with your newly exposed skin with a bottle of spray paint. Furthermore, a goatee and muscles don't compensate for head gleam. Embrace your dome, damn it. Ditch your hat collection and grow that horseshoe out. If that doesn't placate your self-consciousness, drink away your insecurity at the Bald Spot Pub - what? This place is called the Auld Spot? Sorry, my mistake. Well, whatever its name is, it certainly is one of the Danforth's finest neighbourhood pubs. With innovative yet comfortable fare and a solid lineup of draught, the Auld Spot draws the hairy and shiny alike. -S.T.