ea is the new coffee. It's just as versatile, but there's more apparatus to manipulate, thus involving you deeper in the process of consumption. Plus, your environmentalist/utilitarian leanings have created an innate need to compensate for the Boston Tea Party.

You are not an apologist for the United States, but you feel Canadian guilt for enjoying the television shows of a tea-wasting nation. As a penance to the world, you will drink copious amounts of tea, possibly near the water, but more likely and conveniently, in the park. - S.T.