ronically enough, this wonderful gentlemen's Ultimate Nude Sports Bar experience sponsored my boyfriend's youth soccer league team when he was just a young lad. Covert indoctrination perhaps? Regardless, this Bloor West locale is the second edition of the famed House of Lancaster. Only closed during the hours when liquor is illegal to serve, you can expect a bevy of scantily clad ladies on the stage, behind the bar, and on your lap. Great for stags and post-adolescent introductions into the wonderful world of women, this is not a place to bring gramma for her 80th birthday not matter how much grandpa pleads with you otherwise. -E.J.