t its completion in 1966, the oft-maligned Gardiner Expressway stole lake views from a large section of the city (basically everyone but nouveau-condo dwellers and island residents). Since then, debates have swirled around potential aesthetic improvements to the traffic-ravaged mainline. Razing it, burying it, and reducing it have all been suggested, though no option has proved viable. Now, thanks to a City of Toronto-sponsored contest, the lake will reclaim a section of the thoroughfare, thus giving the roadway a much-needed hit of artistic improvement.

With their appositely dubbed WATERTABLE, lauded local duo, Lisa Steele and Kim Tomczak, have emerged victorious. The competition, which called for pitches for permanent art projects to dress up the area near Historic Fort York, culminated in a five-project shortlist, with Steele and Tomczak ultimately getting the commission.

Utilizing new media technology, WATERTABLE will simulate waves along a 26m stretch of the Gardiner's underside. Using LED lighting, the realistic faux-combers will interact with the environment, increasing or decreasing in size and swiftness depending on the day's wind speed (seriously). Furthermore, speakers will provide a realistic aural accompaniment, simulating the sound of crashing surf (try to go to the washroom before visiting).

The latest edition to the City's Public Art Collection, WATERTABLE will spruce up the new entrance to Fort York. Ironically, the roadway whose construction almost destroyed the colonial stronghold will now help to enhance its views. Incidentally, while passing under the Gardiner, boat-accident survivors could experience a feeling similar to that of war veterans during fireworks displays; well, maybe not. -S.T.