leet Week is one of the most fascinating times in the Big Apple, but if you’re looking to snag a sailor or two then I’m afraid you’re in the wrong place.

The only similarities between this fashionista-crazed (it’s frequented by fashion editors and their hanger-ons) and local celeb-sighted nook with a ship would be nautical stripes on its wood paneling. The Anchor which has no signs or bouncers, to keep from getting extremely popular quickly and so that the cool kids only know where this is, can be interesting and cool yet it essentially falls short from anything memorable.