little typo and this wine bar could sound like it was designed for dogs, but thankfully this isn’t the case. The 24-seat hotspot only has enough room to facilitate the very highest of clientele. So if you’re not rich, famous, or important (or at least know someone who is that you can tag along with), then don’t bother visiting Terroir. You’ll get a delicious wine list along with a variety of Italian snacks to go along with them. We’re talking starters like turkey wings agrodolce, veal-ricotta meatballs, sausage-stuffed sage leaves and a signature panino of duck ham with hen-of-the-woods mushrooms and taleggio. It classily delicious. (Get it? Like the “it’s magically delicious” slogan from Lucky Charms, but with “classy” slipped in. You know…cause it’s a classy place…fuck it. I give up.)—P.B.