epending on the quantity of Philly Cheesesteak sandwiches one consumes, they will not be walking out Slim, but rather quite obese (though I don’t doubt it was worth it). For one of the most heart unhealthy meals in the city, Philly Slim’s offers all the fixings for your cheesesteak sandwich including fried onions, bacon, onion rings, Cheese Wiz and mayonnaise.

If you’re not feeling your arteries ache after that, then why not opt for dessert? A selection of Chocolate Cupkakes, Butterscotch Krimpets and Peanut Butter Kandy Kakes are available to get your well on your way to an instant heart attack. This begs the question however, how did Will stay so skinny on The Fresh Prince when he was born and raised in Philly?

They also offer free delivery if your fat ass can’t be bothered to get off the couch and walk down the block (isn’t exercise overrated anyways?). Now if only they would send someone to feed it into your mouth so you never had to move, just bite and chew.
-E.J.