Let’s get real for a second. I love cheeseburgers. Straight up. Them shits is delicious. As far as I’m concerned there’s only one way to eat them: You’ve got to be in a faux 1950s diner. Seriously, nothing else compares. Something about the plastic seats, jukeboxes and offensively bright lighting makes burgers irresistible. That’s exactly what Burger shop provides for the burger-loving New Yorker. So step up to the soda fountain and order yourself a $4 burger or 2 hotdogs for $5. You’ll swear that you’ve gone back in time. And if you’re really serious about your burger consumption, there’s a 100-patty monster burger available for the bargain price of $365. It requires 24-hour notice to prepare and a 48-hour recovery period for whoever dares to eat it. –P.B.