he now infamous Lululemon “butt” (a desirable result of the pricey yoga pants) has mesmerized men in North American for a few years now. The boutique’s concrete association with all things yoga has sent middle-aged women in droves to the athletic apparel boutique so they can have the right attire when posing in Downward Dog and stretching to such lengths that rival rubber bands.

With the newfound flexibility and perky bums (due to the expertly crafted pant gussets), cases of “anonymous-ass-pinching” have sprouted up all over the continent. Men - at least ask for her number first! However, males should know that not all Lululemon yoga pant wearers actually do yoga so don’t be shocked by some sag when the pants come off!
-E.J.

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