shley had a boyfriend named James. He always wore the same pair of ugly jeans, or so I thought. As it turned out, he had 7 pairs of the same brand and style, which he stocked up on in his anticipatory fear of a massive trend change. Slow little James realized too late that wide legs hanging far below the ass looked ridiculous on a paralegal. Stuck with 14 too-large legs, James descended into fashion depression. Ashley, ever innovative, turned the excessive denim into tube tops before dropping James for the boy with the skinny black jeans.

James the store offers jeans from a variety of labels, in varying sizes and styles, though with little to suit James the boy’s strange former fancy. -S.T.

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