So, you think that there is nothing to do on a Tuesday evening eh. Well good sir, it’s my job to show you just how wrong you are. Stay away from book depositories. Especially in Texas. The Swollen Members show should be safe. Don’t worry. If your girlfriend is wearing a pill box hat, I would be a little wary, but otherwise, do that hip- hop-show-thing where you nod with a disaffected countenance, and sway your raised arm rhythmically. Swollen Mebers will be at Club Lambi this evening. Check this out and more here.

Wait a minute there is a band called les 10 ans des Breastfeeders? That’s awesome! It makes me wish that if I had a band, I would name it “The Cunt Punchers”. Actually no I wouldn’t, because if I had a band, or made music in anyway, then I would like to think that I have enough ingenuity to name my band something better than les 10 ans des Breastfeeders. les 10 ans des Breastfeeders will be at Lion d’Or tonight. More great stuff here.

The two groups are what I would call a shinning example of things not to do when starting a band, or musical group of any kind. Aspiring musicians should bring a pen and paper to take notes with. Trust me; you do not want to liken to these people. And for everyone else, treat this Tuesday night like some kind of comedy outing in the form of a musical. As I’m sure it will be worth a good laugh for two.