oor Popeye has been cuckolded. Tired of spinach, Olive left him for Gourmando who, French and debonair, promised her sandwiches, soups, and desserts aplenty. What did Popeye expect? The life of a seafarer’s lover is fraught with loneliness and worry. Not every woman has Penelope's resolve.

Now, Olive et Gourmando offer high quality deli fair on the cheap, while Popeye sulks, smokes, picks green from his teeth and works on his forearms.
-S.T.