Bongo Headphones

By Phil Brown

here was a time when wearing a big pair of headphones would get you noticed. In the era of the earbud anything more than a tiny piece of hearing-reducing plastic jammed into the ear is considered weird and out there. Kids too cool for earbuds used to plug gigantic stereo headphones into their ipods in an attempt to express their individuality (never mind the fact that everyone else owned an Ipod as well). But then too many people did it and now it’s just not enough. Now your big-ass headphones need to stand out against all the other big-ass headphones in the crowd. That’s where the WESC Bongo headphones come into play.

These premium headphones come in a variety of colors, each one appearing more individual than the last. Ever wanted two neon baby blue earmuffs pumping sweet tunes into your brain? Well, get ready to make that dream a reality. Don’t look like those other douche bags with their Sony, name brand nonsense. Strap on some Bongos and be an individual for a change. Sure, you’ll still be listening to the same recycled pop garbage as your friends, but at least you’ll look different doing it.

And don’t think that these little beauties are all about aesthetics. No, they’ve got what it takes to play a full, clean sound with bass so deep it’ll make you involuntarily void your bowels (that’s right, it hits the brown note). The 40mm power drivers pump tunes like you’ve never heard before, while the 20-20,001Hz frequency range ensures that you’ll hear aspects of your favourite songs that only your pets could hear before. With these headphones on, Smash Mouth will sound better than you ever dreamed possible. You’ll actually believe you’re an all-star. Sure, you could listen to good music as well, but the headphones are specially designed for Smash Mouth, so it only makes sense to listen to them. If you want to have super-cool, sweet-ass, awesome headphones this summer, there’s only one choice.