pen up your stomach, get out your tasting spoon, and get ready - tomorrow is Coconut Grove's Great Chili Cook-Off. Taking place at Fat Tuesday's in CocoWalk Shopping Centre, the event will pit some of the best local restaurants against each other and local residents for ultimate chili supremacy. Just don't go pretending it's Five Alarm Chili when it's really Three and a Half; I hear you can go to jail for that. But if you do have the cojones, go straight for the hottest chili there is, made with The Merciless Peppers of Quetzaltenango, grown deep in the jungle primeval by the inmates of a Guatemalan insane asylum. If you start to see a talking coyote that sounds like Johnny Cash, tell him I say "what's up". For those who want a more conventional good time, there will be live country western music from the Ramblers Band and DJ Friendly, giveaways, kid's activies, and most importantly, cheap beer.