iami is a busy place. With hotels and clubs opening and closing every day, concerts being performed nonstop, and news developing faster than it can be reported, it's hard to stay afloat. You need a guide. Martiniboys is here to help. Keeping our ears to the ground and our eyes to the blogs, we've collected all the hot buzz that you need to stay informed about your fair city. Whether it be a hot club opening (and there are many) or a new fashionable store, you'll find it here. There's no need to thank us, we're just doing our jobs. Okay, you can thank us.



Jerry Seinfeld is performing Saturday at the Fillmore. Yes, this is today's buzz, not 1994's. But really, Jerry Seinfeld coming to town, even in 2008, is a big deal. Seinfeld was indisputably one of the greatest and most influential sitcoms of all time. Its inventive observational humor influenced an entire generation's language, watercooler discussion and laughter. And guess what? All of that came from his stand-up routine. There's only one problem. Seinfeld has always been an observational comic, delivering jokes about whatever insignificant aspect of everyday life caught his fancy. Nowadays, though, observational comedy unavoidably involves jokes about the internet and iPods, not airplane food and Ovaltine. Hearing Seinfeld ask "What's the deal with iPhones?" just doesn't seem right, y'know.